When a song stays stuck in your head for days in a row...

So, how y'all doing?! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?! Well, too fucking bad, I'm not a rocker. Fucking shame, right? I could be rich, but I'd probably just end up overdosing on coke, cause you know, you can't have fame without coke. Coca-cola, that is, you dirty-minded prick.


Anyways, I had this dutch song stuck in my head lately (which means a LOT, cause I HATE dutch songs) and it happens to be about love... I originally intended to listen to it again cause I had memories of a past relationship bound to it and wanted to confront myself with it to forget about it.. Success, I forgot all about it, but now it's stuck in my head cause it's just that awesome...


Clousea - Gek Op Jou




I fucking love this song. Oh, sorry for my language, I'm just really busy and tired and then I stop caring about the control of my language. Since I naturally swear all the fucking time, I can't stop that anymore.
I ain't in love by the way, although I wouldn't mind at all meeting a girl and falling in love again, but that's not the point.

Anyways, a sweet night to all!

Peace out,
Bender

When shit hits the fan...?

I just heard this expression again: "When shit hits the fan".. Dude, what the fuck is up with that expression?
I mean seriously, could you sound any more retarded?

Anyways... So my friend deleted her facebook.. I guess she's kind of right in doing so. Although I think as long as there's moderation, it's fine. I kinda didn't know what to write lately, since I don't know what's worthy of being posted here.. "YOU ARE NOT WORTHY, MORTAL!"

Oh, right! I've got something here. Nah, it's gone again. Oh yeah right, here it is again! I've got this like insanely cute girl living near my new appartement, and for some idiotic reason, my first words to her were: "Hey, you come here often?" That would've been fine, sure.. if she wouldn't have been unlocking her goddamn door atleast, while I said that.

I kept thinking: "smooth, Bender, smooth..." The resemblance to how people hit on girls in movies is just striking. Only difference being that I'm not that bad a douchebag, although I'm quite an asshole sometimes.
Lol I can't help but wonder how many girls and how many lame pickup lines it would take before I get that feeling again: the bitchslap that leaves a fucking mark on your face for an hour. Lol: WHAT A FEELING! *insert music here*


The screwed up thing is that there are girls out there who fall for those lame as fuck lines. I mean seriously.. that shit came from a movie. And it's not hard to tell when a normal guy, kinda shy maybe even says it or a douchebag that you know would drop you for anyone else in the room...

Either ways, ENOUGH! Time for some funny shit I found lately.

This is all pigeons in a nutshell..



Or how about this hilarious comic of a retarded question



Enjoy your evening, comrades.

Peace out,
Bender